I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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