she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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