There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
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