No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Are these your boobs on my camera?
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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