I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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