What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Of course I have a pirate flag
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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