I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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