Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
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