How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
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