Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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