he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
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