Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
Randomize
