that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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