So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I want to have your abortion
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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