just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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