We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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