"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
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