So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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