I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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