jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
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