I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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