We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Randomize
