I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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