I think scott just propositioned me for sex
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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