Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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