I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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