dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I cannot find my penis.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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