DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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