problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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