I CAN MOONWALK!
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Randomize
