me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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