i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
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