i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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