Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
Randomize
