I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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