***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
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