so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
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