ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
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