You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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