and you said cock pushups were impossible
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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