Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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