I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
a search helicopter?!
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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