So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
