Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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