I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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