There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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