last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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