hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
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