Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
Randomize
