how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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